El Jefe

Sunset on the lake in a boat with the fam and a corona. Does it get much better than that?

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i don’t even know what this is, but i will reblog it to the grave.

Honestly, this leaves me with soooooooooo many thoughts. The two most prominent ones are “What hell could have led up to this?” and “OH GOD I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW.” 

This is A GIF of how I feel when I wake up early in the morning because my apartment is so cold it could house polar bears because my roommate turns the AC down to 50. 

Awesome cat is awesome. Ever since he was a kitten he liked chillin on my shoulder while I walked around. I’ve finally trained him to climb me and lay down across my shoulders when I tap my chest and lean back a little. Best trick a cat ever learned.

Pomegranate Plunge FTW.

This came up on my radar.  Apparently my love of tater tots is so obvious that Tumblr knew before I even had 10 posts. Logarithms are a funny thing.  I wonder what random ass set of words I’ve posted has led Tumblr to just deduct that I like little fried treats.  We may never know. 

I just got the world’s fourth best idea. This is amazing.  I don’t know why I didn’t think of doing this when I first got on Tumblr.  FYYummyFood, as the name may or may not suggest, just posts yummy food.  Food which I probably will love to and want to eat as soon as I see it.  So let’s play a game my two faithful followers: Let’s eat whatever comes up on FYYummyFood.  Fattening? Yes. Probably unhealthy? Absolutely. Delicious? Also that. Now excuse me while I got get me some tater tots.

My lone and faithful Tumblr follower suggested a couple days ago that I get a Lion King tattoo.  The one she sent was the drawing of baby Simba by Rafiki and though I liked the idea of a Lion King tattoo, I didn’t think I’d get the one she sent.  This one is a neat rendition of the circle of life.  It might happen. Just sayin. 

I can’t believe someone would get this. It’s awesome and terrible. Kind of reminds me of my grandmother. 

I fully endorse this man in all ways.